renaris:

battlesuit:

in which the striders are assholes (who knew) | youtube

Wow okay I give, I laughed really fucking hard, this is brilliant holy shit

best striders, best everybody

davezombiestrider:

snazzycookies:

fastpuck:

ashandherketchup:

minestuck:

bootybeachpatrol:

dragonsroar:

raccoontea:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.

happy wheels

trust me, its not very happy

Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot

Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.

Pokemon:  Spend hours and hours pushing up and down while you scream for eggs to fucking hatch already

Kingdom Hearts: youre this kid who hits people with a key and you watch a lot of cut-scenes with disney characters in them

Sims: sit in your own filth of a room while you watch the people you made live a happy, clean, successful life

megaman: you run to the right, jump, and die almost all the time

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

Minecraft giveaway!

• Prize 1. A Minecraft gift code that allows full play of the game.
• Prize 2. A foam stone pickaxe! (Come on, that is just awesome)
• Prize 3. A pixel diamond necklace. (Also fucking awesome)

You can pick either of these 3!

But there are some rules.

1. Only 5 reblogs a day, don’t spam it because that just makes it unfair for others who aren’t spamming.
   
   
2. You don’t have to be following me, but followers are appreciated.
   
   
3. You obviously have to enjoy Minecraft, don’t try andwin just to take these away from other people, that would be a dick move
   
   

Also, there are no shipping restrictions.

The axe and necklace are fairly light and won’t cost much.

Contest will end june 10th and I will pick 2 random winners!

Good luck to all who participate!!

friendleaderp:

Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan

Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.

i feel a little bad for anyone who’s confident ASM will be included in avengers universe…

i’ve done a fair amount of reading on the subject, and sony’s probably never gonna give up the rights to marvel studios…. like the avengers movies are all MCU-canon, all independently filmed by marvel studios

ASM is sony/columbia

hannah-ler:

xadorkablemarinax:

sfrfaceplant:

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!

To think I used to be a part of that fandom. I lingered. LINGERED-

NOPE IM DONE

LOL THE MLP FANDOM pls.

NO.

NO.

I LOVE THIS SHOW BUT NO. STOP.

DON’T THINK THIS IS AN OKAY THING TO DO. 

YOU’RE PUTTING YOUR PENIS INSIDE A STUFFED FLEECE PONY.

WHAT THE FUCK

hannah-ler:

cake-powered-flux-capacitor:

this-is-blasphemy:

somakeehl:

tavros-hot-butt:

littlemissplainjane:

farcryforleopard:

caderyan:

iliketrainsandbowie:

true story.

This.1,000,000 times this.

I’ve never seen this before. Are they fucking serious? THE AUDACITY. 

ITS THE FUCKING BEATLES.

Beatles > everything and everyone > boy band

I….want to kill them.

wOW RAGE

I don’t even like the Beatles that much, but this is blasphemy. :U

BLASPHEMY.

Aaaand there goes my sanity…

I don’t mind One direction but what person on their album design team thought of THIS?

the one direction they can go is the hell away from abbey road.

y’don’t fuck with that, newcomers.

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

Minecraft giveaway!

• Prize 1. A Minecraft gift code that allows full play of the game.
• Prize 2. A foam stone pickaxe! (Come on, that is just awesome)
• Prize 3. A pixel diamond necklace. (Also fucking awesome)

You can pick either of these 3!

But there are some rules.

1. Only 5 reblogs a day, don’t spam it because that just makes it unfair for others who aren’t spamming.
   
   
2. You don’t have to be following me, but followers are appreciated.
   
   
3. You obviously have to enjoy Minecraft, don’t try andwin just to take these away from other people, that would be a dick move
   
   

Also, there are no shipping restrictions.

The axe and necklace are fairly light and won’t cost much.

Contest will end june 10th and I will pick 2 random winners!

Good luck to all who participate!!

softtttgrungeeee:

ϟ☦✞☥ softest of all the grunge ϟ☦✞☥ 

Kirt Coban was really the the King of Kawaii and nobody will evr replace him He wus such a grate dad to Dave Crohl but now Dave is all grown up and I no he’d be proud. Reglob for Kirt and sun Dave!

um… i don’t get the joke? i don’t think there is a joke? there’s surely no punchline, or setup….

so you post a picture of billy ray cyrus, not kurt cobain, call it kurt cobain? i don’t… under….stand???

like did i miss a memo?